My husband's booty-call agreement

Just so you understand the nature of my relationship. Below is what Dario came home with yesterday. And after my first laugh, I sort of realized that this is something I shouldn't be laughing about, should I? If I made such an agreement with any of my friends the man would lose his cool... but I must be a sucka. Or a really good wife. Or ...someone who understands her man and that this really means nothing. I am any of these things depending on my mood. ... So, here is that booty-call agreement ...I'm sure you'll enjoy it more than I ...being the wife and all.